Five Rape


either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.
ex 1:
guy 1: high five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
-high five-
guy 2: wait, what?

ex 2:
guy 1: every night for the last three weeks i’ve been rubbing my w-ng on your toothbrush!
guy 2: -shocked-
guy 1: -walks over and slaps the stunned man’s hand-
guy 3: dude, way to five rape.

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