Fix a Flat


term used to describe a fake b-tt. i.e. chick used to have a flat -ss but then went to get work done to fix it.
commonly used is the phrase “fix-a-flat, bathroom caulk & cement or cornbread, grits & blessed?” which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the -ss is fake or real.
tyrone: yo check out that phat -ss over there…”fix a flat, bathroom caulk & cement or cornbread, grits & blessed?”
shawn: look at that sh-t, sh-t it definitely fake

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