Fixpensive
an object that is so battered and trashed that it would cost one more to fix it than to go out and buy a replacement.
person 1: man, your car is lookin pretty ragged…
person 2: tell me about it! the radiator is busted, the transmission is blown, and the windshield and doors are gone…this m-f- is gettin fixpensive!
when something costs more to fix than it would to go out and buy a new one.
person a: “dude, your car looks like sh-t…”
person b: “i know, the radiator is busted, the trannie is blown, my windshield is missing, and there is no rear left tire.”
person a: “f-ck dude, that sounds pretty fixpensive.”
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