flagle
a dead or severly wounded children’s entertainer (usally a clown) atop a dining table. flageeli (plural form) are most often radom events during religious festivals.
from flagol the gnome from the novel ‘a tale of 32 urban zones: the german susage dog story’
no flagle before it, nor any hereafter could surp-ss the splender of this one; the dead man, dressed as “doodeedoo!” was coverd from head to foot in a mixture of golden syrup, fruit glaze and shaving cream which made him glow like a thousand bald men. “what is this splended flagle?” asked those gathered in that place, “and who can make such a thing?”. – exert from ‘the teletubys do new york’
the weight, m-ss, volume, or force applied by a very large man, can all be converted into one unit, called a flagle.
how much does that car weigh?
about one flagle.
a dead clown on a dinner table
after ramadan sparticus walked into the dining room and beheld a flagle
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