Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser
a second cousin to the vbf and flaming poo, zeë germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the flaming alpaca futegebachënschiësser provides amus-m-nt and bemus-m-nt depending on one’s perspective.
when adam placed the flaming alpaca futegebachënschiësser on mr. stanfield’s doorstep and saw the look of bemus-m-nt followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.
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