flappy bird

flappy bird – a disabled bird who can’t f-cking fly and has no f-cking legs, the most frustrating game on the f-cking planet. a bird who hits pipes on the f-cking head and falls straight to the motherf-cking floor. an -sshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. he is also blind an has a v-g-n- for a god d-mn mouth.

“hey man you played flappy bird?”
“don’t even get me started on that bullsh-t”
flappy bird
if you would like to keep your sanity, i would recommend not getting this game
flappy bird is fun but very aggravating
a game app created by satan himself
there’s this little f-cking yellow bird that looks like a r-t-rd with a giant eyeball and huge -ss f-cking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as f-ck,, this little fat f-ck cant even hold his f-cking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight f-cking down and dies and lands on his f-cking face
his only purpose in life is to f-cking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he f-cking does is f-cking struggle to keep his fat -ss up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb -ss f-cking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick f-cking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal – get through the green pipes and don’t die. but no, he makes it hard as f-ck to keep his fat -ss in the air and dodge the green pipes.

all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
flappy bird is a fat-ss
a game that will ruin you.
don’t play flappy bird.
one of the few things actually harder than a nokia phone. known to frustrate teenagers and many young adults. the object of the game is to get the bird to “flap” through warp-pipes (as seen in the super mario series) without dying. see: insanity
jared was playing flappy bird until he realised that he isn’t going anywhere in his life, and that he should stop pulling his hair out and attend to his algebra 2 homework.
flappy bird is an evil -ss game , created by who , i don’t know but he/she was probably sp-wn by the devil. in the came you have to help this r-t-rded fish bird fly. it’s f-cking stupid yet very addictive. it makes you want to beat your phone , then pick it up and play again. it’s a trap and if you don’t have the willpower to delete it don’t download it.
i can’t get past level 10 on flappy bird , f-ck you phone.
the act of taking the foreskin of your p-n-s and stretching it out and flapping it like a bird.
“my internet went down, and i was so bored i just flappy birded for a couple hours.”

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