Flatuality Defect


a personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. aka -n-l flatulence. the inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through r-ct-m expulsion.
to sit next to a fellow p-ssenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly p-sses wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

eg, he’s got major flatuality defect
or he’s open with his flatuality

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