flesh net
when you stretch your scr-t-m into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
tim: dude i just made the biggest flesh net the other day, i totally drenched my hot cousin.
andy: f-ck yeah! how much would you say it was?
tim: a good five fluid ounces
andy:oh sh-t dude, that’s sick!
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