Flimzjob
when a man drinks a gl-ss of water, spits a portion of it on his left earlobe, then spouts the perspective liquid from his genetials onto his partners r-ct-m therefore inducing an -rg-sm
my boyfriend was gonna give me a bl-wj-b, but was too lazy. instead i ended the night with a flimzy. aka. the best flimzjob ever. i cannot imagine better eustacian fluid coming… and i mean c-ming from his ear lobe. wow was it sticky and viscous. it lubed my shaft more than anyone can know. if i didnt lay pipe to this s-xy piece of sh-t, i would have been a piece of flimz myself. dammit steve your that dude. lets do it again some time flimzjob
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