Flooding The Feed
when some -sshole posts 50 pictures on instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their cr-p.
usually occurs because said -sshole forgot that facebook is where you go to upload full photo alb-ms without hijacking everyone else’s news feed. instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.
proper use: upload an alb-m of 50 to facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on instagram… then don’t post for an hour.
flooding the feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, m-ss unfollowing, and frenemies talking sh-t behind your back.
person #1: why did you unfollow me on instagram?
person #2: d-mn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? that’s flooding the feed. your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. at least learn how to drip-feed that sh-t.
when somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status’ of others.
person#1: oh man, steve won’t stop posting status’ about his girlfriend.
person#2: yeah, he’s totally flooding the feed
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