Floor Gnome


one who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, mmorpgs, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, call of duty, masturbating, and of course, living.
dave: pete, let’s go get a job.
pete: no.
dave: all you do is lay in the floor.
pete: i’d rather play call of duty.
dave: you’re being a total floor gnome.
pete: f-ck you.

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