floppy eared sailor


the man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female’s abnormally large l-b– majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea b-ss -ssociated with it.
dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? uh yeah but now i’m a floppy eared sailor.

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