floppy glock
floppy glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. the shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in -sses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped
nick shot the school up on monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy glock
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