Florida Breezer


a florida breezer is when you are chillin’ at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. the fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. best done when the fan is in the “turning” mode to maximize the spread.
man we were all coolin’ at rick’s smokin’ some weed when he gave us all a florida breeze!

fat jenny tried to hit us with a florida breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that sh-t-wind back at her!

last night my b-tch gave me a mexican bl-wj-b so i gave her a flo-beezy the next day.

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