Florida Crybaby


a s-xual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to -j-c-l-t- on their back, when this is done successfully the male s-m-n should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor

caution danger!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out v-g-n-
dude did you know that pedro gave a florida crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?…well shes pregnant

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