fluddle
the collective noun of the word d-ck. similar to flock or gaggle.
her family is acting like a fluddle of d-cks.
‘fluddle’ is a medium sized expanse of surface water, to small to be a flood, but to big to be a puddle.
it is an in-between acronym ‘fl’ood + p’uddle’ = fluddle.
a ‘fluddle’ is commonly found on a dodgy b-road in the uk, just after a medium downpour of rain. there will usually be a sign just before it stating there to be a ‘flood’ ahead. upon approach huge disappointment is felt after thinking there to be a flood ahead, with the possibility of aquaplaning!!! only to find a ‘fluddle’, a medium sized expanse of water with no real name.
an amount of standing water, during or after heavy rain, that is too large and deep to be counted as a puddle, but too shallow and small to be counted as a flood.
did you see that m-ssive fluddle at the bottom of the road this morning? it was almost impossible to drive through it!
making a spasmic hand motion that involves bending the elbows in toward the body and moving the fingers slowly as if playing the cl-ssical guitar
i saw tim fluddle at school one time.
sniglet, to do something stupid and then try to be cool about it, or pretend like you meant to do it.
a man walkes into a gl-ss door, plays it off, and acts like it didnt happend is an example of a fluddle.
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