the gross nasty sticky phlegm that flys out of your mouth when you cough or sneeze, usually getting stuck to your sleeve or skin. the phlegm also usually looks like bukkake.
guy 1: “oh dude i have a really bad cough and got flukkake all over my shirt!”
guy 2: “what?”
guy 1: “you know that nasty snotty stuff that shoots out of your mouth whem you cough that looks like bukkake.”
saying “happy birthday” to someone born on february 29th. it’s every fourth letter. “i wished janice a hyty ’cause she’s only 7 today even though she’s 28 years old. hah!”
- i'm telling mom
the three scariest words of your childhood. almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you. me: *hits brother* brother: i’m telling mom! me: no, please, i’m sorry! i’ll give you all my starburst if you don’t tell. brother: fine.
the systematic, or inst*tutional oppression of a group of people for the benefit of another group, based on race. the type of racism faced by poc in the united states is ingrained into our social, economical, and political systems, therefore it is a form of racsysim.
- underwater volcano
first, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the alaskan pipeline viable (sh*t in a condom, freeze it). the underwater volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an alaskan pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period. created by a. uos 2015. dan: hey mary, fancy f*cking later? mary: sorry dan, […]