first, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the alaskan pipeline viable (sh-t in a condom, freeze it).
the underwater volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an alaskan pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.
created by a. uos 2015.
dan: hey mary, fancy f-cking later?
mary: sorry dan, i’m on my period! i think i’ll just give the underwater volcano a try tonight
dan: no problem, i’ve heard the underwater volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!
shower picture of the day hey did you get that spotd on your snapchat? acronym for ‘sarcastic post of the day”. most commonly found on various yahoo sites, such as answers, groups, and suggestions. pr-nounced the same as ‘spotted’ have you seen the new ‘spotd’? it was “yahoo spell check claims ‘yahoo’ is misspelled”. 🙂
your not jealous your territorial protecting what’s yours i’m not jealous i’m territorial protecting what’s mine a person who is overly emotional, a tad bit psycho, and has to get laid before their ex gets laid. i like him but i dunno he seems kinda territorial.
carnbroe is an area in the vile cesspit of coatbridge. contrary to popular trends, it is full of huns, not ira flute bands. the population consists primarily of junkies and rochols. that burd rochol fae carnbroe is a pure hun
- park your pony
to stick your v-g-n- in a mans face park your pony c-nt.
- italian rocket
when you tuck your b-llsack into your -sshole and crush them as you -j-c-l-t- to blow your load faster “i was sitting at home bored so i gave myself an italian rocket”