a stupid person or thing
everyone called chris a flumbus.
top definition lg’ed when something goes slow like your phone or a friend dude your being lg’ed by that guy behind you my lg p880g is being lg’ed again #lg by wclifton968yt november 11, 2016 the urban dictionary mug lotsa sp-ce for your liquids. buy the mug the urban dictionary mug lotsa sp-ce for your […]
- carpet burner
you put a sock on your d-ck and a f-ck a girl with lightning speed so you give her v-g-n- carpet burn girl, im gonna pull out that carpet burner on you tonight 😉
- mexican dogt*rd
when you drip sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers -n-l cavity, which is followed by a p-n-s. i gave my girlfriend the mexican dogt-rd last night, she’ll be sh-tting her brains out for weeks.
- alpha dump
when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus -sserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma. i took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. the other two left immediately.
to change forms, usually across different species but sometimes within the same, only gaining a different appearance. usually has to do with magical creatures. a werewolf will shapeshift from man to wolf during the full moon.