flumpy
{fluffy} and {lumpy}.
i have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.
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the act of performing oral s-x on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.
while i had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.
to be bouncy and soft. something you would usually find on a fat person, but in this incident on a skinny person.
naomi’s cheeks are flumpy
the nicest person in the world.
ryan: that guy over there is a total flumpy
luke: ikr
a state of being involving being very in love, having weird sleeping patterns, and eating junk food.
after all that purple drink and pizza and s-x, i’m flumpy.
to recieve a bl-wj-b while taking a sh-t.
your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.
a nickname for a fun loving guy
“ohh he’s so cute and flumpy and fun”
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