Flying Donny Osmand
this involves a bed that has bed post. the female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male’s body to spasm
dave: dude what happened to your face, its all red?
frank: my wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.
Read Also:
- Leap List
a list of ten things you want to do before taking your next big leap in life (e.g. before you get married, or have kids or turn 40). the term was originally used in a honda campaign for the cr-v. seeing the norther lights up in alaska is definitely on my leap list. i need […]
- leapord snuggie
the best snuggie in the world(: comfy alice: did you see that amazing snuggie ? theresa: it must have been leapord snuggie (:
- lee corso
a well-known euphemism for v-g-n- and/or brownstar. occasionally, it has been used to denote the gooch. “holy sh-t, my lee corso is sore. i’ve never had to cr-p so bad in all my life!” “wait, i’m confused….he stuffed his entire foot in your lee corso? or in your kirk herbstreit?”
- masticle
to jack off with or using your t-st-cl-/s dude i need to masticle so bad a mastadon t-st-cl- d-mn son! that’s as big as a masticle!
- Chrismerfee
a foosball term for a player getting their shot blocked. “man you just got chrismerfee’d again, you suck!”