fold laundry
when parents need to f-ck the sh-t out of each other, but they can’t tell the kids what they’re doing so they say they’re going to fold laundry.
(dad) “hey mama, i’m need to f-ck the sh-t out of you. let’s go fold laundry.” (mom) “kids, i’m going to go fold laundry.” dad sneaks away moments later.
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