Foodland


a grocery store chain located mainly in kentucky, maryland, ohio, pennsylvania, virginia and west virginia. the stores have different slogans, but most often it is “close to home at foodland.” the cost of items are often more expensive than other stores, but customers frequently shop there because of the above average customer service. foodland staffs “carryouts” whose main jobs are to carry a customer’s groceries out to the car for them.
working at foodland is pure h-ll.

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