Football Pussy
football p-ssy:
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when a chick has the ever infamous lump’o fat above her p-ssy due to being overweight, one can covertly refer to it as a the “football p-ssy”. every man that has ever touched a football during their lifetime will immediately know exactly what you are refering to when you say: “hey check out that football p-ssy on kate”. for some strange reason the shape of the punt resembles a football.
yo dude, in september mary was tight. since final exams, i think mary has put on the freshman 15, all to her football p-ssy.
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