forny

(adj.)
food-h-rny; h-rny for food.

used for food p-rn purposes, particularly to entice others with how delicious your food is, and make them salivate in the process.
“so, guess what i’m eating?”
“no idea.”
“apple pie a la mode with hot fudge sauce dribbling down the ice cream. total sweetness in my mouth.”
“stop making me forny!”
something that is funny in a corny way and/or vice versa
person #1: man, those naked gun movies sure are forny.
person #2: yeah, tell me about it.
f-cking h-rny…like fugly but stupider haha
d-mnnn, i’m so forny…i could hump a pillow right about now…
a word to describe the state of being both fat and h-rny. fat girls don’t get any as often, and therefore are more desperate to go out and get laid. it doesn’t matter how ugly you are, if you are fit and pay the least bit of attention to a forny b-tch she will return the attention with all her forny being.

forny b-tches always know how to ruin a night. oftentimes you’ll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. once intoxicated, the forny b-tch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. these are called forny den-mothers. they constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. they are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
“f-ck that forny b-tch, if it wasn’t for her, i’d have woken up next to a slammin’ hottie.”

“go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny wh-r-!”

“dude i totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. talk about beer goggles.”
stupid way of saying h-rny
man, that fred makes me so forny
being or getting h-rny from a friend or siblings getting action or -ss.
digital is so forny from indonova’s luck with the women these days.
the combination of f-cking and h-rny. like, as in f-cking and h-rny together. so you are really h-rny.

example, “i am forny.”

as invented by —abby—podratz—
the jonas brothers make me so ~forny~