Fountain Girl


that stupid girl in wyomissing, pennsylvania who fell into a fountain while walking and texting and then wondered why people just laughed at her.

(no dumb-sses were hurt in this act of stupidity)
guy: hey, i just sawed my own arm off. now i only have one arm and that makes me sad.

other guy: you are every bit as stupid as that dumb-ss fountain girl.

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