fractional sex

1. (noun) s-x with someone so easy (or ugly) that they don’t even count as a full notch on your belt. similar to fictional s-x, s-x that’s either made up to boost one’s numbers, or falsely denied to reduce the bed count.

2. s-x that’s so lousy, it doesn’t even count as a full f-ck.

3. s-x that’s so amazing, or so difficult to score, it counts as several notches on your belt.
1. bob: “man, i f-cked 1/3 of a girl last night.”
dan: “what do you mean? where was the rest of her?”
bob: “it was fractional s-x, this chick named amy. all i had to do was buy her one drink and she was back at my place. she was so easy, it doesn’t even count as a full lay.”

2. krista: “how many guys have you been with, amy?”
amy: “two and a quarter?”
krista: “two and a quarter? how do you f-ck 25% of a guy?”
amy: “it was this guy name dan. he was so sh-tty in bed, it don’t even count as a full lay. he had a little d-ck and he only lasted two minutes.”
krista: “ah, fractional s-x. i’ve had a few of those. i’m up to 3.4 i think.”
amy: “3.4, huh? sounds like fictional s-x to me. you’re forgetting about those two guys you did on spring break, and that jerry guy, and that professor you went down on, and-”
krista: “shut up! you made your point.”

3. will: “well, it took me seven months, $500 in dating expenses, and four bullsh-t love poems, but i finally got destiny in bed last night. and man, it was so worth it! she blew my f-cking mind! i swear that counts as ten notches on my belt right there.”
steve: “ah yeah, fractional action, huh? nice.”