frankasm
frankasm
an -rg-sm that is experienced at the same time as taking a dump. this was popularized during the 16th century by the frank clan of the upper fecal highlands of gyvyrydnwrnwydnshire who, out of necessity, had to perform their s-xual acts while simultaneously dispensing with their dinners from the night before during long sieges undertaken by invading clans from creepsville, pennsylvania.
guy who wrote this: man, i just had an awesome frankasm. the terrible smell of my dump canceled out the awesome smell of my -rg-sm, and now i just smell normal.
other random guy: you should probably go see a therapist.
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