Freak mommy


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oooo. vicki is such a freak mommy!!! she just makes my eyes melt!

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    your perfect match, in terms of s-xual exploration (literally, freak equal). the one s-x partner with whom there is a mutual unspoken understanding of bedroom freakiness, never needing an explanation of the limits of your own perversions or fetishes. he always knows precisely how hard to do it, and exactly when i need to be […]

  • Tik Tighs

    slang for “thick thighs” usually said when a fat girl is present. cheeseburger eyes got that girl stuck wit dem tik tighs.

  • formon

    a former mormon (i.e. member of the so-called church of jesus christ of latter-day saints). someone who wised up and realized just how utterly loony mormonism is. often brought on by actually reading the book of mormon or studying the life of joseph smith. see also jack mormon, exmormon, morg. some prominent formons include warren […]

  • Forks and Spoons

    an alternative for “f-cking h-ll”. used when when children may just be within ear-shot. that bracket you just put up has fallen down…. oh, forks and spoons !!!!!

  • forgift

    to show someone who has wronged you that you absolve them with a symbolic token of that forgiveness; that you and they are starting fresh and you bear no malice adult: “why did you give that little girl a new mitten when you know you didn’t tear the old one?” (n) child: “because i forgift […]


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