forgift


to show someone who has wronged you that you absolve them with a symbolic token of that forgiveness; that you and they are starting fresh and you bear no malice
adult: “why did you give that little girl a new mitten when you know you didn’t tear the old one?”

(n) child: “because i forgift her!”

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