Fresher’s Lottery
the lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly -ssigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.
dude, i totally won the fresher’s lottery! check out my smoking hot new flatmate!
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- Nudography
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- lazy orange juice
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- friend hobo
a person with know friends; a hobo of friends. man, check out that friend hobo! he needs to shave and get some friends.
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