friend farmer


a person who just seems to collect friends, to the point that it’s like she’s farming them. (i.e. she has so many friends that they’re just like possessions, or livestock, to her now.)
jacqueline has so many friends, but she doesn’t even really talk to half of them; it’s so obvious she’s just trying to be popular. what a friend farmer.

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