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  the act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new “friend’s” statuses. dude 1: hey, it says that we have (insert name) as […]

• Mutatis

  having been changed coming from the latin verb “muto” (princ-p-l parts: muto, mutare, mutavi, mutatus), meaning “to change.” chando© take a hit of this, your mind will be mutatis!

• vanda

  any of several epiphytic orchids of the genus vanda, of tropical regions of the eastern hemisphere, having large white, lilac, blue, or greenish flowers. some orchids used in hawaiian leis are vandas. a lil lemon head that is hilarious and is absolutely petrified of water, an outright shopaholic and maniac for shoes… obviously of asian […]

• fuck piglet

  a f-ck piglet is a female version of a f-ck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers. e.g. paul: “g-d, look at lauren grinding on that small asian guy” sean: “yeah i know, that b-tch is such a f-ck piglet!”

• crocodile jaw-snapper

  this term was created in a little known, but legendry flat called monte-video in cape town, south africa. it is used to describe the feeling of being really wasted on e. it also describes the feeling of your jaw trying to crawl out your mouth while snapping together vicously like a crocodile. “ah man, i […]

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