Frito Feet
the smell coming from your dachshund’s feet. this is normal don’t freak out. however, if you literally smell a bag of frito chips, then smell a dachshund’s foot, it will smell exactly the same. side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.
guy 1: “dude, what is that smell? is that frito’s? -sigh- and you weren’t going to share?”
guy 2: “nah bro, that’s just my girlfriend’s dachshund’s frito feet.”
guy 1: “wtf???”
guy 2: “chill out, its normal.”
when a person takes off their shoes or socks after wearing them for a long while and the odor is so immense and nasty that it resembles the smell of any kind of corn-chip.
-jo’niqua, the loud ghetto black girl takes off her socks to put lotion on her feet in the middle of cl-ss even though she sits in the front row by the teachers desk-
angela: “ugh, i hate when that b-tch does that sh-t!”
cristina: “i know! and to make it worse she has frito feet!”
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