Fritos
the best of all corn chips. many different types of fritos (i.e. fritos scoops) have been formed from the original.
and so then he crushed my fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that i now had “more fritos.”
possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.
fritos are corn chips, made by frito-lay, inc.
ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored fritos)
apparently, fritos are some nutritious sons-of-b-tches, too.
..and these motherf-ckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.
steve: g-dd-mnit, fred, have you ever had fritos?
fred: holy sh-t, man, those motherf-ckers are delicious.
when someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble fritos.
for someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.
an idiot.to call someone a frito is to say they are very stupid.
“you are such a frito!”
derogatory term for a mexican, expanded to include latino aliens.
they ought to deport that frito back to mexico.
used in place of “for real, though.”
not to be confused with the chip.
1: your mustache is baller, like frito!
2: “what is your mom’s name?”
“leo”
“frito?!”
the way black peoples hair smells.
they put so much grease in their hair, it smells like fritos!!
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