Frontenac Pilots Union
the fpu is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender “robin hood” type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. these women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.
her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy.” “yep, is all part of the show. he’s actually in the frontenac pilots union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.
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