frotato
a frotato is a freaky looking potato. the frotato is most commonly mistaken for a potato , a frotato is a genetically worse version of a potato that can be used in many ways aside from cooking.
spouse a: can you hand me that nasty looking potato so i can cook it?
spouse b: that’s not a potato, that’s a frotato, go ahead and throw it at somebody rather than cook it!
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