fuck bump


a pregnant woman’s tummy.
john didn’t wear a condom and now the b-tch has a f-ck b-mp!
t-ts, jugs, br–sts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, t-tties, b–bs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles
barry: “i still can’t believe you fingerbanged that tard.”

scott: “that wasn’t me. it was my brother. she did have a nice set of f-ck b-mps on her, so i can’t say that i blame him.

barry: “you’ve been denying that since moses was wearing short pants.”

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