fuckcomet


a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get f-cked up the -ss by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.
nice popped collar, f-ckcomet. why don’t you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a f-cking idiot. maybe if you dressed better you’d get laid. what’s that? no rohypnol left? oh, too bad.

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