Fuck-founded


the near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of s-x.
usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
the inability to mentally function after having marathon s-x.
jack “if you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get f-ck-founded.”
john “i uh, uh. o man, i forgot what i was gonna say.”
jack “d-mn john, you are totally f-ck-founded right now!”

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