fuckastrated
combination of f-ck and frustrated…explaining the lack of s-x p-ssy starved or d-ck starved!
girl1: d-mn girl! i need the d-ck im frustrated as h-ll!
girl2: h-ll no girl! you f-ckastrated!
1) to demonstrate a s-xual act,
2) to insert a p-n-s somewhere only to somehow have one’s b-lls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwh-r- and do so much f-cking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one’s current s-x life (or lack thereof)
1) “just allow me to f-ckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus…”
2) “there is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers.”
3) keeping time with his hands like a band director, the f-ckastrator shouts,”and now one-two-three––thrust harder br-ss section––and lubricate, lubricate…”
4) “i am so godd-mn f-ckastrated! even the shower m-ssage no longer helps!”
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