fucked sideways


(1)when one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can’t walk straight.

(2)drinking way too much to the point where one can’t walk straight.
i just saw your mom getting f-cked sideways.
when someone in the middle is being f-cked by two others from the sides, both orally and -n-ly/v-g-n-ly.
the s-xy redhead was being f-cked sideways by a big d-ck in her mouth and a lesbian with a d-ld- up here v-g-n-.
1. to be completely screwed over, usually do to one’s own stupidity.

2. to be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. stan: we’re outta gas.
jerry: great goin’ dumb-ss, i told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
stan: i know, i know…now we’re f-cked sideways.

2. dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you’re gonna be f-cked sideways.

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