fucken

to define an object that is f-cken good or bad.
that f-cken job sucks. shes a f-cken b-tch. he is a f-cken -sshole. this f-cken example sucks.
an illiterate idiot’s way of spelling “f-cking.” people who spell it like this are also pr-ne to writing “your” instead of “you’re”
your so f-cken stupid.
childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive “f-cking”

easy way to identify you’re chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

can also be used as a sp-ce filler (instead of “umm…” or “err…”)
(adjective)
normal: debbie is so f-ckin’ fine!
ankie: debbie is so f-cken phyne!

(adverb)
normal: i was f-ckin’ late so i took the f-cking bus.
ankie: i was f-cken late so i took the f-cken bus.

(gratuitous intensive)
normal: i’m not doing well in math cl-ss.
ankie: so, i’m f-cken like f-cken failing f-cken math, you f-cken know?

to get or be f-cked in a non-s-xual way, but especially by something that is completely out of a person’s control
“man, i really had the f-ckens put on me there bro!”

“d-mn, that judge really slapped the f-ckens on me…”
(v.) to render something/someone f-cked. the alternative “to f-ck”, as in, “i’m going to f-ck this person” is easily confused as being a s-xual reference, whereas “i’m going to f-cken this person” is easier to understand as it can only have one meaning.
“i have thoroughly f-ckened this meat. now let’s make some burgers.”
used by hessians as a sp-ce-filler in descriptive storytelling.
“so, f-cken, i’m all gettin’ ready to burn one in the back seat of mario’s omega, and, f-cken, all of a sudden the f-ckin’ cops f-ckin’ pull us over.”