Fudge Muscle
a fudge muscle is your sphincter, it’s the muscle you use to sh-t, there are two actually, an internal -n-l sphincter, and an external -n-l sphincter but it’s not like any of us are f-cking doctors so who cares.
n.crooks : oh my god be careful stud you’re gonna blow out my fudge muscle if you keep f-cking me like that.
bob: what did i tell you sl-t, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now i wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal -n-l sphincter, and abuse my external -n-l sphincter!
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