full melvin


a wedgie and melvin at the same time. ie. a wedgie in the front and back.

this is particularly uncomfortable for males, and far worse a punishment / bullying tactic than a mere wedgie itself.
this romper is too small, feels like a it’s giving me a perpetual full melvin as i walk.

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