fully loaded

professional hairstyling, skin treatment and done up makeup that has stark contrast to the wash-and-wear hair and fresh-faced look. usually worn all day long to remain camera hot and avoid camerambush, yet sometimes reserved for professional modeling or special events appearances. guys often hope to fetch girlfriends who naturally look this way and are shocked when they find out that this is not the real-deal. likewise, women can become unhappy with boyfriends that easily discard that aesthetically perfect look for the weekends.
“did you see that celebrity’s morning face?”
“no, she’s always fully loaded.”
“check out the real face of fame without that camera-ready paint job.”
“are you sure this is her? i won’t have recognized her.”
in reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to “top of the range”.
por examplé: a car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.
an -ss full of c-m.
want to get fully loaded?
no.
okay, woops.
a man who has not experienced an -j-c-l-t–n for an above average period of time. it is generally agreed that someone with a healthy s-xual appet-te can be adequately described as ‘fully loaded’ if they have not jerked off or had s-x for a period of two weeks.
– “christ, did you see the size of that guy’s b-lls in the gym showers?”
– “yer, he’s off to ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded.”