the practice of giving a price cut on a funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a p*n*s.
“you have a nice funko collection!”
“thank you, my grandpa didn’t wear pants in the store and so i got the funko frotteur discount on these three.”
obese man who sits behind a computer all day. mazzapotamus only has online friends.
- yellow moon
when you simultaneously pee and moon someone. that kid next door keeps giving me the yellow moon. disgusting.
- love shart
the act of pushing a sh*t out on a window so it resembles a sh*tty love heart from the outside. oh god look, mike’s done another love shart on the train window.
femodox – a need to fight great evil (examples: imaginary patriarchy, capitalism, science community, etc) and liberate people from oppression (examples: gender stereotypes, gender roles, imaginary inequality against women, etc) while becoming this different evil (examples: matriarchy, gynocentric society, etc) and the oppressors (examples: feminists, social justice warriors, fascists, marxists, ect). this in turn means […]