funko frotteur discount

the practice of giving a price cut on a funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a p*n*s.
“you have a nice funko collection!”
“thank you, my grandpa didn’t wear pants in the store and so i got the funko frotteur discount on these three.”

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