Furry Fingers


n. a line of muppet vibrators produced in the 1980’s
she was a big fan of kermit the frog so i shoved a fistful of furry fingers in her carnal forge
this is when the hair on someone’s finger is excessively thicker and longer than the hair on the rest of that person’s fingers.
his furry finger has a lot more fur than the rest of his fingers.

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