Fuzzy Watermelon


noun. the act of spreading shaved pubic hairs on a woman’s br–sts (or “watermelons”) after having -j-c-l-t-d on them, following t-ttyf-cking, thereby making her watermelon’s fuzzy.
christina was unable to show any cleavage this morning because she had been fuzzy watermeloned the night before.

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