FWA

future wh-r- of america
jeff- “dude i’m totally gonna get with kristina at that party on friday!”

mark- “bro, you know she’s a total fwa right?”

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mother driving son to a dance- “would you look at that!! all these girls going to a dance in december in shorty shorts, their just set up to be fwa’s”
failure with att-tude

derived from the name of popular rap group ‘n-gg-z wit att-tude’. the name of an outlandish rap/academic crew formed in keysborough, melbourne, founded by jb homez and y-dogg after repeated failures in the cl-ssroom and success at writing rap lyrics.
“i’ma a member of fwa!”
fwa is what happens to your hair after being caught in rain, humidity, or any other severe weather.
it is raining so hard outside, and my hair is all fwa.
free wales army. a paramilitary group established in wales in the 1960’s which had close links with the ira (irish republican army). set up by dennis coslett and julian cayo evans to instigate armed rebellion against the english. motto was “fe g-dwn ni’n eto” (“we shall rise again”).
the fwa were responsible for acts of armed resistance.
for when you’re speechless, and have f-ck-all else to say.

could be when angry or when gutted.
“here’s your coffee”

-spills it on person-

“fwa! why the h-ll did you just do that?”
future wh-r- of america; a pre-teen or teenage girl, to young for prost-tution, but well on her way. this includes girls wearing an excess of makeup, particularly sl-tty clothing, or ugg boots.
matt and i walked by abercrombie and took some time to laugh at the fwas.
stands for fat women addiction. this type of illness is an entirely psycological disorder which is vicious and relentless in its attack on the human psyche. symptons include the continous need to pursue and copulate with fat women. although this illness can condem the victim to a life of misery 70% of cases are treatable and in rare circ-mstances cureable. only one registered f.w.a clinic exists although many underground surgeries exist around the world (treatment on the black market by non registered f.w.a clinics is highly dangerous with some patients not only nearly dying but also moving on to the next stage of f.w.a, f.t.a. this stands for fat troll addiction and in 100% of cases will lead to irreversable brain damage and eventually death)the f.w.a clinic based in ipswich, england produces a handy leaflet which lists means of preventing a bout of f.w.a in potential victims. the most successful of these is avoiding all alcoholic substances and avoiding local weight watcher habitats.
doctor: “take one pill twice a day and avoid all alcoholic consumption and hopefull your f.w.a will clear up in no time”
patient: “thank god”

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